Saturday, August 17, 2013

Tongue Twisters

Can you say them without stumbling? Test your luck below! Good luck!!


How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

She sells seashells by the seashore.

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.


To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
And awaiting the sensation
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!


Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Seventy seven benevolent elephants.

One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.


Willy's real rear wheel.

Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write. You can write good and copyright but copyright doesn't mean copy good - it might not be right good copy, right?

Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.


Tie twine to three tree twigs. 

Three short sword sheaths.

Green glass globes glow greenly.

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes. 

He threw three free throws.

Real rock wall, real rock wall, real rock wall.

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?


Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

saw Esau kissing Kate.
I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.


A tree toad loved a she-toad,
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was she.
The three-toed tree toad tried to win,
The two-toed she-toad's heart,
For the three-toed tree toad loved the ground,
That the two-toed tree toad trod.
But the three-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower,
With her two-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.


If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.

Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure she saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.

There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks.

What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.


I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.


Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

Great gray goats sounds like an exclamation. "Great gray goats, Batman!!"
 
Whether the weather be fine
or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold
or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather
whether we like it or not.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?



 

Credit to Skyril for finding them :D (Thanks, Sky!!!)
Lol, let me know which ones you like best, and which ones you actually got through without messing up :D And if you want, you could even put the mess ups (cuz there's bound to be at least a couple :P)




1 comment:

  1. Damn, these were hard to say XD

    I'm secretly writing this comment now because I said I was afk buuuuut I'm actually finding time to hop on the computer and post a comment- it's about damned time.

    I loved this one:
    There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks.

    Cos it added onto the sea shells twister. Where did you get all of these? XD Well I'm certainly not going to be bored today hahah...

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